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The Interview: Smeg Devil
Tell us a bit about yourself … Well I’m 22 born on 25th April, I was 2 weeks late and 3 and half days in labour (my mum reminds me of this often), female and from that beautiful place Yorkshire. I’m 6foot and a half, I think and single. Lived in Notts whilst I did my degree and I miss that place such a lovely city and lots of friends down there. I work in the finance department for a major provider of Care Homes/Services in the UK – those who know me know the one... I love music, used to go to gigs every week or so when growing up. Slowly getting back into it... DKM, Hole and Rebellion on the cards so far I don’t know what else you wanna know.....
What’s the time? 10.58
How many fingers am I holding up? 4
I like your, youre a nice girl, why dont you post more often? Swings and roundabouts, I didn’t post much because I couldn’t be bothered to – stuff going on at home. But now that’s fixed, I’m about – granted it won’t be all day everyday as I’m not a student anymore, and god forbid I find myself a social life.
What’s your fave man type...loud and brash or quiet and understanding Not sure, I do like the quiet and understanding ones. Someone I can have a conversation with about stupid things but also geeky stuff. I like someone who won’t treat me like I’ve been treat in the past. I don’t think I have one type – I mean I love Johnny Depp and on the other hand my first love Alan Smith will always be there. (Does anyone remember my Alan Smith days??)
Are you a girly girl or more of a tom boy? Now I know sitting on the fence isn’t a cool look, not to mention uncomfortable. I like my girly things – bags and shoes, developing a fashion sense (shock horror) but at the same time, I love football, rugby and F1, as well as gymming it up. I would think that I am a nice balance of the two..
The girls on the forum, discuss. I like Yid, our Kirstie, spoken to her on bookface and seems a lovely lass albeit a bit short but good things in small packages right? She can keep the boys in toe and enjoys a good night out. I believe Miss Ruudlover to be a lovely lass however paths haven’t crossed recently but she is a honorary Yorkie so all isn’t lost. Others lasses on here, I don’t come across often or have much to say about them.
What's your favourite curse word? ****... Although that doesn’t help due to the filters... Sh!t I guess. Mainly for Shizz and Sh!t the bed phase. Don’t know why either. Don’t swear much either.
What made you support man utd? Erm I don’t. Think may have missed the point. It blatently says that I support Leeds. Maybe I’ve missed the point... I miss having my season ticket – Stopped because I went to uni and considering getting one back again... hopefully well need to find a friend – don’t want to be a billy no mates.
Pogo sticks...now they are fun eh Never been on a pogo stick. I know that’s a shock right. I prefer space hoppers.
How does it feel to be a girl on this guys saturated forum? It doesn’t bother me – I mean the way that the guys jump on the back of the girls is wrong at times but kind of expect that when it’s like 500000:1. I think it is nice that we can all play along nicely sometimes and get on.
Is it just football you have a liking for or are there any other sports you have a big interest in? I have a fair few interests... Football it’s Leeds. Rugby – both codes I can happily watch and scream at tv or ground. Since I’m getting on with my life, I have really got back into League – I go to home games regularly and scream at the team – coincidently they’ve lost the matches I’ve been too. I love the atmosphere and the fans. Next home game is Toulouse on Monday if any of you fancy it....
Describe your perfect man. If he existed what would he look like? Someone that wants to talk to me, someone who makes me laugh and smile, gotta like sport and actually going to matches. Then take me out for a good time at a gig. Not a lot to ask really.
David Beckham. On a scale of 1-10, how gutted are you for him that he wont be playing at the World Cup? I am gutted but it isn’t the end of the world. He can still do a lot for the team and the sport at the world cup so I don’t think it is a massive blow for the sport. For himself it is a big blow – feeling like he had something to prove at this world cup. **** happens and that is one of the worse things to happen. He won’t be playing for a very long time and will always have problems with it now.
Did you ever get the swine flu? Nope I didn’t, was quite lucky and a few people at work did get it but me nothing.
In general, do you get along better with boys or girls? Well it depends I get along with both. Quite a few of my close friends are male and I’d trust them with a lot and I have my two best friends who are female and not girly girls. Suppose it depends on who it is – I don’t go out of my way to make friends with an airhead as that imo would be pretty damn pointless, I don’t want to screw her.
Bounce (pogo) by System of a Down...would be a great new national anthem...waddya think I think it is a good choice however not my personal choice for a national anthem... Would have to be something like Elegy by MH or Walk by Pantera – think that would spice things up a bit.
What is your favourite Sublime song? Daterape – If anyone has seen me in rock city/cookie doing this then they’ll understand. It’s the lyrics, the beat and the way it’s just perfect to bop about to. On the other hand I do love What I Got? It is a beautiful song. Quite happily sit and listen to 40oz to freedom now.. Thanks
Pick 5 men in Hollywood that you'd like to sink your teeth into. Assuming you were a vampire. Johnny Depp. Colin Farrell. Gerard Butler. Ryan Reynolds. Jude Law... I dunno, I’m sure it’ll change – well the first 2 won’t I Love them Long Time.
Do you like Cheesy Wotsits? I am in the LIKE camp for Cheesy Wotsits. I haven’t had any in a while though my favourites are kettle chips. Nom nom nom.
If you could have picked any soccer match to watch live, which game would you have picked? (I guess passed, present or future) I would love to have seen England winning the world cup – the kind of atmosphere felt and knowing that you could be proud to be English and have faith in the team. Having said that on a lighter note, I would just love to see Leeds win a match and get automatic – typing this as Leeds about to lose to Swindon. Morons.
Where would you want to go on your honeymoon? And why? Plenty of places to choose from and lots of time to save up... Chile, Aruba, Argentina, Canada, Caribbean, Seychelles.... Somewhere pretty, things to do and see other than that just being with a nice person
Are you worried that Naz will top himself, or are you not bothered either way? Not arsed really. Well he ain’t bad and I admire his work for charity and the dedication and commitment he has is amazing. Just up and down like a yoyo.
Is the idea of 'fangirl-ism' in any way repulsive to you and would you think less of a person if they happened to be one? What the hell is a fan girl? – checked Wiki and Urbandictionary. It is a bit bizarre being that obsessed with someone that you pretty much stalk every move. I know I like people who I know I can’t have but wouldn’t own every bit of merch. Can’t say I’d think any less of them – bit weird maybe but aren’t we all?
Assuming there is a heaven, when you get to the pearly gates, what do you want god to say to you? Bout time you showed up, it’s your round.
Do you think we should have something like 'Pogo stick Tuesday'...where we all have to compulsory bounce around like loons...like for all day? Nope that is ludicrous, I can’t pogo stick. I believe it would compromise Hula Hoop Fridays and Space Hopper Sundays – wouldn’t want to overcomplicate things.
If you had to pick one guy and one girl from the forum to beat with a stick, who would they be? Linha – Gets wound up too easily about being picked on and then goes for sympathy.. it wouldn’t be a beating more of a quick word – play it cool and they will drop the ****. Illmatic – Really needs to get a grip and to get laid.
Why do you think Barcelinha wanted you to be interviewed so badly? Is it because I’m cool? Is Manic Loop different in real life from his s24-7 persona? Not really. Love Pete – he is pretty much my big brother, can talk to him about all sorts of stuff. I should be visiting soon and going out. He is loud and has issues with speech when he has had a few but then again he is fun to be around. I mean he has seen me grow up pretty much – I was 14 when I joined...
How many pogo sticks am I holding up? One in each hand.
Do you believe in star signs? No. I think they are ridiculous. So vague and far from the truth.
How tall are you really...in feet and inches and not that faggy metric gobbledegook? Still 6 foot and a bit.
Was it you who starred in that old movie 'Attack of the 50 Foot Woman'? Nope not me I’m afraid.
I mean hey....I dun wanna go on about it but would I need to jump on a pogo stick to meet you eye to eye? Quite possibly unless you are 6 foot.
Harry Kewell, your feelings on the man. expand please. I absolutely hate him, I cannot remember who but I had this arguement with someone – might have been at work. Him and Viduka are two of the biggest disappointments ever – lazy and performed when they wanted to. They really wind me up.
Who are you and what do you want with SmegDevil? Don’t really know what to say to that. She is here and always has been.. I wonder if I’ve been cloned and leading a double life and don’t realise it.
Are you sick of the pogo type questions yet? Yeah patience is wearing thin now.
No really...I mean really...are you sick of them yet? I’m done with them
Are you a summer or a winter person? I think I’m more of a summer person. I love waking up going to work in the sun and coming home in the sun. Sitting in a beer garden and chilling outside.
Do Pirates make good lounge decorations? Yes I loved that pirate and now he is relegated to the garden. Sad times.
How do you react to the news that speakeasy is now the horn in hand? Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! Knocked through now? They have always been owned by the same people for years. The short guy dark hair. Most of the barstaff work at both. I do love a good horn in hand session.. had plenty of good times in that place..
Bargain hunt or cash in the attic? Neither. Rather watch Homes under the Hammer.
Where is your favourite place that you have ever been? Banff- hands down I loved that place. Freaking love Canada.
What is your ideal pet? I have my idea pet, he is a staffie cross, and is called Winston about 3 years old.
You're really old skool on here, did you ever think you'd be here so long and what made you stay? I’ve been here forever – didn’t think i’d be here this long. I mean I’ve grown up with the site and I’ve seen people come and go. The site going through busy and quiet times so laugh when newbies complain that it is failing.
Who will you be voting for in May? Labour. Will never ever vote Conservative. Lib Dem is a close 2nd and may change in the next few weeks but I fecking hate David Cameron.
Which member is the most annoying person on the site? Dragonlord is fairly annoying. And which member is your favourite? Don’t really have a favourite, I mean I talk to a few that I get on well with.. Like Big D, Ginger Ninja and Lib. Not really thought about having a favourite. Oops.
What’s your favourite theme park? Universal Studios Islands of Adventure – Incredible Hulk and Duelling Dragons, my two favourite rides in the US. Alton Towers – the best one in the UK. Definitely Universal wins hands down, sad thing is I’ve been there more times than I have Alton Towers. It was only 20mins to get to and much easier to get into the car park. Plus the weather and the higher standard of rides. Even the Dr Seuss land is brilliant. Love Love Love Looooooooooooove Universal.
Do you like snow Not anymore, The big freeze spoilt that one... I love snow when it’s done properly I mean governments/grit – not the whole world stops because it was cold.
How long did it take you to complete you’re interview? A long long time. A very long time – I had to break it down over the day so to speak. Thank god that is over its taken forever!! Think this is the most difficult thing I’ve done – essays and dissertation was easy.
Interview Compiled by Lil Yiddo.
What’s the time? 10.58
How many fingers am I holding up? 4
I like your, youre a nice girl, why dont you post more often? Swings and roundabouts, I didn’t post much because I couldn’t be bothered to – stuff going on at home. But now that’s fixed, I’m about – granted it won’t be all day everyday as I’m not a student anymore, and god forbid I find myself a social life.
What’s your fave man type...loud and brash or quiet and understanding Not sure, I do like the quiet and understanding ones. Someone I can have a conversation with about stupid things but also geeky stuff. I like someone who won’t treat me like I’ve been treat in the past. I don’t think I have one type – I mean I love Johnny Depp and on the other hand my first love Alan Smith will always be there. (Does anyone remember my Alan Smith days??)
Are you a girly girl or more of a tom boy? Now I know sitting on the fence isn’t a cool look, not to mention uncomfortable. I like my girly things – bags and shoes, developing a fashion sense (shock horror) but at the same time, I love football, rugby and F1, as well as gymming it up. I would think that I am a nice balance of the two..
The girls on the forum, discuss. I like Yid, our Kirstie, spoken to her on bookface and seems a lovely lass albeit a bit short but good things in small packages right? She can keep the boys in toe and enjoys a good night out. I believe Miss Ruudlover to be a lovely lass however paths haven’t crossed recently but she is a honorary Yorkie so all isn’t lost. Others lasses on here, I don’t come across often or have much to say about them.
What's your favourite curse word? ****... Although that doesn’t help due to the filters... Sh!t I guess. Mainly for Shizz and Sh!t the bed phase. Don’t know why either. Don’t swear much either.
What made you support man utd? Erm I don’t. Think may have missed the point. It blatently says that I support Leeds. Maybe I’ve missed the point... I miss having my season ticket – Stopped because I went to uni and considering getting one back again... hopefully well need to find a friend – don’t want to be a billy no mates.
Pogo sticks...now they are fun eh Never been on a pogo stick. I know that’s a shock right. I prefer space hoppers.
How does it feel to be a girl on this guys saturated forum? It doesn’t bother me – I mean the way that the guys jump on the back of the girls is wrong at times but kind of expect that when it’s like 500000:1. I think it is nice that we can all play along nicely sometimes and get on.
Is it just football you have a liking for or are there any other sports you have a big interest in? I have a fair few interests... Football it’s Leeds. Rugby – both codes I can happily watch and scream at tv or ground. Since I’m getting on with my life, I have really got back into League – I go to home games regularly and scream at the team – coincidently they’ve lost the matches I’ve been too. I love the atmosphere and the fans. Next home game is Toulouse on Monday if any of you fancy it....
Describe your perfect man. If he existed what would he look like? Someone that wants to talk to me, someone who makes me laugh and smile, gotta like sport and actually going to matches. Then take me out for a good time at a gig. Not a lot to ask really.
David Beckham. On a scale of 1-10, how gutted are you for him that he wont be playing at the World Cup? I am gutted but it isn’t the end of the world. He can still do a lot for the team and the sport at the world cup so I don’t think it is a massive blow for the sport. For himself it is a big blow – feeling like he had something to prove at this world cup. **** happens and that is one of the worse things to happen. He won’t be playing for a very long time and will always have problems with it now.
Did you ever get the swine flu? Nope I didn’t, was quite lucky and a few people at work did get it but me nothing.
In general, do you get along better with boys or girls? Well it depends I get along with both. Quite a few of my close friends are male and I’d trust them with a lot and I have my two best friends who are female and not girly girls. Suppose it depends on who it is – I don’t go out of my way to make friends with an airhead as that imo would be pretty damn pointless, I don’t want to screw her.
Bounce (pogo) by System of a Down...would be a great new national anthem...waddya think I think it is a good choice however not my personal choice for a national anthem... Would have to be something like Elegy by MH or Walk by Pantera – think that would spice things up a bit.
What is your favourite Sublime song? Daterape – If anyone has seen me in rock city/cookie doing this then they’ll understand. It’s the lyrics, the beat and the way it’s just perfect to bop about to. On the other hand I do love What I Got? It is a beautiful song. Quite happily sit and listen to 40oz to freedom now.. Thanks
Pick 5 men in Hollywood that you'd like to sink your teeth into. Assuming you were a vampire. Johnny Depp. Colin Farrell. Gerard Butler. Ryan Reynolds. Jude Law... I dunno, I’m sure it’ll change – well the first 2 won’t I Love them Long Time.
Do you like Cheesy Wotsits? I am in the LIKE camp for Cheesy Wotsits. I haven’t had any in a while though my favourites are kettle chips. Nom nom nom.
If you could have picked any soccer match to watch live, which game would you have picked? (I guess passed, present or future) I would love to have seen England winning the world cup – the kind of atmosphere felt and knowing that you could be proud to be English and have faith in the team. Having said that on a lighter note, I would just love to see Leeds win a match and get automatic – typing this as Leeds about to lose to Swindon. Morons.
Where would you want to go on your honeymoon? And why? Plenty of places to choose from and lots of time to save up... Chile, Aruba, Argentina, Canada, Caribbean, Seychelles.... Somewhere pretty, things to do and see other than that just being with a nice person
Are you worried that Naz will top himself, or are you not bothered either way? Not arsed really. Well he ain’t bad and I admire his work for charity and the dedication and commitment he has is amazing. Just up and down like a yoyo.
Is the idea of 'fangirl-ism' in any way repulsive to you and would you think less of a person if they happened to be one? What the hell is a fan girl? – checked Wiki and Urbandictionary. It is a bit bizarre being that obsessed with someone that you pretty much stalk every move. I know I like people who I know I can’t have but wouldn’t own every bit of merch. Can’t say I’d think any less of them – bit weird maybe but aren’t we all?
Assuming there is a heaven, when you get to the pearly gates, what do you want god to say to you? Bout time you showed up, it’s your round.
Do you think we should have something like 'Pogo stick Tuesday'...where we all have to compulsory bounce around like loons...like for all day? Nope that is ludicrous, I can’t pogo stick. I believe it would compromise Hula Hoop Fridays and Space Hopper Sundays – wouldn’t want to overcomplicate things.
If you had to pick one guy and one girl from the forum to beat with a stick, who would they be? Linha – Gets wound up too easily about being picked on and then goes for sympathy.. it wouldn’t be a beating more of a quick word – play it cool and they will drop the ****. Illmatic – Really needs to get a grip and to get laid.
Why do you think Barcelinha wanted you to be interviewed so badly? Is it because I’m cool? Is Manic Loop different in real life from his s24-7 persona? Not really. Love Pete – he is pretty much my big brother, can talk to him about all sorts of stuff. I should be visiting soon and going out. He is loud and has issues with speech when he has had a few but then again he is fun to be around. I mean he has seen me grow up pretty much – I was 14 when I joined...
How many pogo sticks am I holding up? One in each hand.
Do you believe in star signs? No. I think they are ridiculous. So vague and far from the truth.
How tall are you really...in feet and inches and not that faggy metric gobbledegook? Still 6 foot and a bit.
Was it you who starred in that old movie 'Attack of the 50 Foot Woman'? Nope not me I’m afraid.
I mean hey....I dun wanna go on about it but would I need to jump on a pogo stick to meet you eye to eye? Quite possibly unless you are 6 foot.
Harry Kewell, your feelings on the man. expand please. I absolutely hate him, I cannot remember who but I had this arguement with someone – might have been at work. Him and Viduka are two of the biggest disappointments ever – lazy and performed when they wanted to. They really wind me up.
Who are you and what do you want with SmegDevil? Don’t really know what to say to that. She is here and always has been.. I wonder if I’ve been cloned and leading a double life and don’t realise it.
Are you sick of the pogo type questions yet? Yeah patience is wearing thin now.
No really...I mean really...are you sick of them yet? I’m done with them
Are you a summer or a winter person? I think I’m more of a summer person. I love waking up going to work in the sun and coming home in the sun. Sitting in a beer garden and chilling outside.
Do Pirates make good lounge decorations? Yes I loved that pirate and now he is relegated to the garden. Sad times.
How do you react to the news that speakeasy is now the horn in hand? Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! Knocked through now? They have always been owned by the same people for years. The short guy dark hair. Most of the barstaff work at both. I do love a good horn in hand session.. had plenty of good times in that place..
Bargain hunt or cash in the attic? Neither. Rather watch Homes under the Hammer.
Where is your favourite place that you have ever been? Banff- hands down I loved that place. Freaking love Canada.
What is your ideal pet? I have my idea pet, he is a staffie cross, and is called Winston about 3 years old.
You're really old skool on here, did you ever think you'd be here so long and what made you stay? I’ve been here forever – didn’t think i’d be here this long. I mean I’ve grown up with the site and I’ve seen people come and go. The site going through busy and quiet times so laugh when newbies complain that it is failing.
Who will you be voting for in May? Labour. Will never ever vote Conservative. Lib Dem is a close 2nd and may change in the next few weeks but I fecking hate David Cameron.
Which member is the most annoying person on the site? Dragonlord is fairly annoying. And which member is your favourite? Don’t really have a favourite, I mean I talk to a few that I get on well with.. Like Big D, Ginger Ninja and Lib. Not really thought about having a favourite. Oops.
What’s your favourite theme park? Universal Studios Islands of Adventure – Incredible Hulk and Duelling Dragons, my two favourite rides in the US. Alton Towers – the best one in the UK. Definitely Universal wins hands down, sad thing is I’ve been there more times than I have Alton Towers. It was only 20mins to get to and much easier to get into the car park. Plus the weather and the higher standard of rides. Even the Dr Seuss land is brilliant. Love Love Love Looooooooooooove Universal.
Do you like snow Not anymore, The big freeze spoilt that one... I love snow when it’s done properly I mean governments/grit – not the whole world stops because it was cold.
How long did it take you to complete you’re interview? A long long time. A very long time – I had to break it down over the day so to speak. Thank god that is over its taken forever!! Think this is the most difficult thing I’ve done – essays and dissertation was easy.
Interview Compiled by Lil Yiddo.
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